On Blast – 14th Street Magazine

Dear Gnocchi Pigrone

Anonymous — Fri, 03 May 2024 15:42:16 +0000

Dear Gnocchi Pigrone, You are my best friend. You are a jackass. You are an overall thorn in my side. I come home to find my living room enveloped in smoke from a piece that is neither yours nor mine.

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On Blast: Toxic Duo

Anonymous — Fri, 03 May 2024 15:36:43 +0000

When a couple breaks it off officially more than six times, what does it say about these people? Ignorant or not, you have to agree that the relationship would appear to be doomed. Although the spontaneity of breaking up keeps …

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Dear Pain In My Ass,

Anonymous — Thu, 13 Apr 2023 19:57:40 +0000

To the first immature bastard, you had some major growing up to do, you were an asshole. Teenage me thought that you would change that but no. I was always more mature for my age but still, you knew better.

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Dear Three-Month Trial,

Anonymous — Thu, 23 Mar 2023 20:07:25 +0000

To no surprise, you came back around the end of March like you always do. I’m starting to think you have a calendar with a specific date marked ‘disrupt ____’s peace’. Like clockwork, you make your way back into my …

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Dear Hot Shot,

Anonymous — Tue, 14 Mar 2023 20:26:26 +0000

Happy three months of zero communication! We could be celebrating three months of being in a horrible situationship, but your deep-rooted insecurities and crippling mommy issues ruined any shot at that. If given the opportunity to write a letter to …

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Dear Mr. Unstable,

Anonymous — Tue, 14 Mar 2023 20:23:16 +0000

It’s clear that you are in dire need of a psychiatrist and a reality check. I am not a whipping post for your verbal abuse; it is not my job to fix your insecurities because you have the “weight of …

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